Nellcad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, witless whale.

Nellcad created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellcad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nellcad, he will turn you into a tree.

Nellcad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nellcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not commit murder.