Manortgan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic squirrel.

Manortgan created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manortgan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Manortgan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Manortgan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Manortgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.