Jigneltin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow yak.

Jigneltin created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigneltin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jigneltin, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jigneltin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Jigneltin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.