Tonkvagken is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful fish.

Tonkvagken created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkvagken, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonkvagken, she will turn you into a plant.

Tonkvagken's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tonkvagken's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about comets.