Gepgupfud is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic fly.

Gepgupfud created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgupfud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepgupfud, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gepgupfud's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gepgupfud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silicon sculptures of Gepgupfud on top of important buildings.

2. Run away if three seals approach from the west.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. You must pray to Gepgupfud eight times a day.