Sas is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, passionate mongoose.

Sas created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sas, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Sas' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.