Bossfutbap is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever eagle.
Bossfutbap created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in Bossfutbap, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in Bossfutbap, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Bossfutbap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Bossfutbap's Holy Commandments
1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Never wear hats.