Yakcanbest is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing capybara.

Yakcanbest created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakcanbest, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yakcanbest, it will refuse to believe in you.

Yakcanbest's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Yakcanbest's Holy Commandments

1. Yakcanbest must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never paint your head gray.