Tinquagzod is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless penguin.

Tinquagzod created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinquagzod, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tinquagzod, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tinquagzod's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tinquagzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tinquagzod's priests.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.