Jatmotdog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, conceited crocodile.

Jatmotdog created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatmotdog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jatmotdog, he will refuse to believe in you.

Jatmotdog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Jatmotdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must pray to Jatmotdog three times a day.