Rullhomdungoddonken is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered mongoose.

Rullhomdungoddonken created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullhomdungoddonken, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rullhomdungoddonken, he will be very sad.

Rullhomdungoddonken's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Rullhomdungoddonken's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Never talk about planets.