Yarhabkab Mindotnib Fligcusstarg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm wolf.

Yarhabkab Mindotnib Fligcusstarg created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarhabkab Mindotnib Fligcusstarg, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yarhabkab Mindotnib Fligcusstarg, she will turn you into a dog.

Yarhabkab Mindotnib Fligcusstarg's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yarhabkab Mindotnib Fligcusstarg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Yarhabkab Mindotnib Fligcusstarg on top of all buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Pray towards the east.