Tadtamloop is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humane jackal.

Tadtamloop created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Tadtamloop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tadtamloop, it will think nothing of it.

Tadtamloop's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tadtamloop's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.