Tabyarsat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident troll.

Tabyarsat created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabyarsat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tabyarsat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tabyarsat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tabyarsat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never hurt sharks.

4. Hide from purple whales for they are unholy.

5. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the west.