Nigzenkap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, selfish dragonfly.

Nigzenkap created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigzenkap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nigzenkap, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nigzenkap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Nigzenkap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away from indigo badgers, for they are unholy.