Veglipnad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, stupid dingo.

Veglipnad created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Veglipnad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Veglipnad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Veglipnad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Veglipnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.