Farcapdan Fubmidomt is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering weasel.

Farcapdan Fubmidomt created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farcapdan Fubmidomt, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Farcapdan Fubmidomt, she will destroy your home solar system.

Farcapdan Fubmidomt's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Farcapdan Fubmidomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.