Jabhugtin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy dingo.

Jabhugtin created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabhugtin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jabhugtin, he will curse you with boils.

Jabhugtin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Jabhugtin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jabhugtin.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not cook food in pots.