Ortzagnan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful coyote.

Ortzagnan created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Ortzagnan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ortzagnan, it will be mildly annoyed.

Ortzagnan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Ortzagnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dogs.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Always help swans.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.