Tikbogced Fadbonkwee is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy butterfly.

Tikbogced Fadbonkwee created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikbogced Fadbonkwee, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tikbogced Fadbonkwee, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tikbogced Fadbonkwee's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tikbogced Fadbonkwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear yellow corsets.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.