Ragbedmil is a god.

It takes the form of a small, bad-tempered horse.

Ragbedmil created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbedmil, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ragbedmil, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ragbedmil's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ragbedmil's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ragbedmil.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not take Ragbedmil's name in vain.

5. You must love Ragbedmil.