Pigvedpid is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, strong goose.

Pigvedpid created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigvedpid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pigvedpid, she will curse you with boils.

Pigvedpid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Pigvedpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pigvedpid.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.