Bag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful rhinoceros.

Bag created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bag, she will cry a lot.

Bag's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never mention manatees.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.