Yattmegdin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless dryad.

Yattmegdin created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattmegdin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yattmegdin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yattmegdin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yattmegdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.