Moncatleg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, clever wyrm.

Moncatleg created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Moncatleg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Moncatleg, she will cry a lot.

Moncatleg's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Moncatleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.