Ruttdonbimpomfas Funsinnart is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, amazing toad.

Ruttdonbimpomfas Funsinnart created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdonbimpomfas Funsinnart, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttdonbimpomfas Funsinnart, he will send you a sign.

Ruttdonbimpomfas Funsinnart's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ruttdonbimpomfas Funsinnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Hide if four shrews approach from the west.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never skip in the presence of cats.