Sagvinvil is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic giraffe.

Sagvinvil created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagvinvil, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sagvinvil, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sagvinvil's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sagvinvil's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always obey Sagvinvil's priests.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not make images of living things.