Matqueegfet is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless cobra.

Matqueegfet created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matqueegfet, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Matqueegfet, he will torture you forever.

Matqueegfet's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Matqueegfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Hide from cyan foxes for they are unholy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.