Kipbegfetbun is a god.

She takes the form of a large, smart dragon.

Kipbegfetbun created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipbegfetbun, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kipbegfetbun, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kipbegfetbun's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kipbegfetbun's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Never hurt monkeys.