Guppogdam is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, flying dove.

Guppogdam created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guppogdam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Guppogdam, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Guppogdam's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Guppogdam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Never sing in the presence of porpoises.