Wikbigyok is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy giraffe.

Wikbigyok created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikbigyok, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wikbigyok, it will turn you into a plant.

Wikbigyok's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wikbigyok's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wikbigyok.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. You must pray to Wikbigyok seven times a day.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Never go into gray rooms.