Bennutsat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, contented yak.

Bennutsat created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bennutsat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bennutsat, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bennutsat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bennutsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not kill gulls.