Stikbastnurl is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate tortoise.

Stikbastnurl created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbastnurl, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stikbastnurl, it will cry a lot.

Stikbastnurl's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Stikbastnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must pray to Stikbastnurl five times a day.

5. Never hurt geese.