Yarphivpas is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless scorpion.

Yarphivpas created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yarphivpas, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarphivpas, it will be mildly annoyed.

Yarphivpas' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yarphivpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.