Bagfom is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, awesome salamander.

Bagfom created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagfom, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bagfom, he will strike you with lightening.

Bagfom's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bagfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always stare at clouds.