Renhindit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful lion.

Renhindit created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Renhindit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Renhindit, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Renhindit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Renhindit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.