Rawjoncan Ragyamcebcat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective hyena.

Rawjoncan Ragyamcebcat created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawjoncan Ragyamcebcat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rawjoncan Ragyamcebcat, she will be very sad.

Rawjoncan Ragyamcebcat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Rawjoncan Ragyamcebcat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rawjoncan Ragyamcebcat.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Worship no other gods but Rawjoncan Ragyamcebcat.