Nibvigyart is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud narwhal.

Nibvigyart created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibvigyart, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nibvigyart, she will turn you into a mole.

Nibvigyart's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nibvigyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Never sit in the presence of monkeys.