Gebsandnur is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic hydra.

Gebsandnur created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebsandnur, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gebsandnur, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gebsandnur's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gebsandnur's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.