Vagvagcat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, merciless skunk.

Vagvagcat created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vagvagcat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vagvagcat, it will turn you into a duck.

Vagvagcat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vagvagcat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always obey Vagvagcat's priests.

3. Never sit near birds.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. You must pray to Vagvagcat five times a day.