Jipcamnurt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful centipede.

Jipcamnurt created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jipcamnurt, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jipcamnurt, he will turn you into a snail.

Jipcamnurt's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Jipcamnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not kill badgers.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jipcamnurt.

4. Never paint your feet cyan.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.