Yiklendut is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil ant.

Yiklendut created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Yiklendut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yiklendut, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yiklendut's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yiklendut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never paint your feet turquoise.