Ratxuckgancepgammad Tipvonkget Kanzigbun is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty skunk.

Ratxuckgancepgammad Tipvonkget Kanzigbun created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratxuckgancepgammad Tipvonkget Kanzigbun, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ratxuckgancepgammad Tipvonkget Kanzigbun, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ratxuckgancepgammad Tipvonkget Kanzigbun's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Ratxuckgancepgammad Tipvonkget Kanzigbun's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Always obey Ratxuckgancepgammad Tipvonkget Kanzigbun's priests.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Never run near nematodes.