Gamhatgum is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited hedgehog.

Gamhatgum created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamhatgum, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gamhatgum, he will turn you into a snail.

Gamhatgum's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gamhatgum's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never laugh near otters.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat green fruit.