Vegrutmobtan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, blissful crane.

Vegrutmobtan created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Vegrutmobtan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vegrutmobtan, it will send you a sign.

Vegrutmobtan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Vegrutmobtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not make images of living things.