Wonrowfar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying pig.

Wonrowfar created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonrowfar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wonrowfar, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wonrowfar's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Wonrowfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.