Baddobfed is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing hydra.

Baddobfed created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baddobfed, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Baddobfed, he will send you a sign.

Baddobfed's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Baddobfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always wear brown.