Komcanbat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered unicorn.

Komcanbat created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Komcanbat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Komcanbat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Komcanbat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Komcanbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always wear orange.