Ditbodrak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awesome guinea pig.

Ditbodrak created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditbodrak, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditbodrak, she will destroy your home planet.

Ditbodrak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Ditbodrak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Run away from cyan foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Never eat bark.