Dubjapdib is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, two-faced fairy.

Dubjapdib created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubjapdib, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dubjapdib, she will not care at all.

Dubjapdib's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dubjapdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dubjapdib.